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Went “home” home last night and found a note on my desk from President Aboma! Unfortunately, he wants me to move out of my house so that my older sister can live in my room instead of me… I don’t understand! I don’t even live in that house anymore! I would have guessed the president has better things to do than kick a college student out of his home but i guess not. Our government is so screwed up…

Went “home” home last night and found a note on my desk from President Aboma! Unfortunately, he wants me to move out of my house so that my older sister can live in my room instead of me… I don’t understand! I don’t even live in that house anymore! I would have guessed the president has better things to do than kick a college student out of his home but i guess not. Our government is so screwed up…

My friend recently sent me an old project I forgot about!Senior year of high school, he and I had to make to make a diagram of the Nitrogen cycle and there was a section for creativity and BOOM! This awesome poster was born!
I consider this to be one of my greatest accomplishments from high school.
Another funny thing about it is right before we turned it in we realized we spelled nitrification wrong so we took out a pen and tried to fix it in class.
The reason why not everything aligns correctly was because we needed to separate the image into parts so we could print it but that messed everything up and we couldn’t fix it!
haha, good times…

My friend recently sent me an old project I forgot about!
Senior year of high school, he and I had to make to make a diagram of the Nitrogen cycle and there was a section for creativity and BOOM! This awesome poster was born!

I consider this to be one of my greatest accomplishments from high school.

Another funny thing about it is right before we turned it in we realized we spelled nitrification wrong so we took out a pen and tried to fix it in class.

The reason why not everything aligns correctly was because we needed to separate the image into parts so we could print it but that messed everything up and we couldn’t fix it!

haha, good times…

So you participated in Mr. CKI.
Anonymous

You know, I was never too fond of acronyms…
Elementary School teachers seemed to love ‘em, 
"Students make poems with the letters of you name!" 

I found that all the kids’ poems were pretty much the same

Don’t think I ever had a good acronym for ‘Ronnie’
I had trouble being creative and my acronym poems ended oddly
Dumb anonymous you already know the answer, why even ask?

Apply for Mr. CKI.
Anonymous

NO Anonymous advertisers! Screw you! I do what I want! I do not believe men should be judged on their beauty, there is much more to us than just our looks and our bodies. These beauty pageants make us self conscious about ourselves and make us look like display objects and circus animals! In the past Mr. CKI’s you had us men dancing, riding unicycles, reading poetry, singing, almost kissing, and simply making a fool of ourselves! It’s ridiculous! You know what? YOU should apply for Mr. CKI and see how it feels! 

So this person I know was born with basically just one eyebrow. They are embarrassed about it and cover it up with make up so no one would notice. But to support this person, I shaved off one of my own eyebrows. It is to show that having one eyebrow is no big deal, and that they should not be embarrassed about this characteristic of theirs. They should not worry about what others say and in fact be proud of having one eyebrow! Help me support this person by shaving off one of your eyebrows too, together we can see an end to this prejudice that having one eyebrow is weird! Screw symmetry! 
*This is a joke!
**Actually i might do it for reals!
***Was about to, then I read that it might take two months to grow back… 
****I do know a person with “one-ish” eyebrow though, I’ll do it if someone else does it with me!

So this person I know was born with basically just one eyebrow. They are embarrassed about it and cover it up with make up so no one would notice. But to support this person, I shaved off one of my own eyebrows. It is to show that having one eyebrow is no big deal, and that they should not be embarrassed about this characteristic of theirs. They should not worry about what others say and in fact be proud of having one eyebrow! Help me support this person by shaving off one of your eyebrows too, together we can see an end to this prejudice that having one eyebrow is weird! Screw symmetry! 

*This is a joke!

**Actually i might do it for reals!

***Was about to, then I read that it might take two months to grow back… 

****I do know a person with “one-ish” eyebrow though, I’ll do it if someone else does it with me!

why do people call you "shy ronnie"?
Anonymous

Hm, I think it’s because I like to drink water after I run.

WHAT FAMIRY ARE YOU GOING?
Anonymous

Hello Anon, I think your brain forgot to finish the sentence but it’s okay, I forgive you because you my friend may have a very mild case of dyslexia! Not finishing your sentences is one of the many symptoms of dyslexia, along with the reversing letters, reversing numbers, difficulty remembering left and right, poor spelling *coughcoughFAMIRYcoughcough*, etc… Look it up if you feel inclined to do so! But it’s okay, dyslexia is a common set back for many people, yet some still end up perfectly fine and even very successful, all i can say is stay strong my friend! If you ever need any help, any help at all, I GOTCHU BRO! Just don’t look at the disease as a means to excuse your actions but look at it as another reason to be proud of all your successes, keep your head up man!

Lol, I kid, I kid! I know close to knowing about psychology and dyslexia. While those are some symptoms of the disease, they are only a few of the many many symptoms and those are relatively common faults of people in general. Additionally, I understand, that ‘famiry’ is an intentional miss spelling that pokes some fun at the Asian accent and it has become somewhat of a trend. Also, the symptom regarding ‘unfinished sentences’ generally applies to speaking and it doesn’t apply to typed messages (as far as I know). So, don’t go freaking out or go telling people I diagnosed you with dyslexia because more than likely you do not have dyslexia, you are probably just dumb but aren’t we all? (If you do have dyslexia, read the first section again, and best of luck dude!)

how did you get the nickname of chad?
Anonymous

Lol, Chad isn’t a nickname, it’s my real name! It’s just that I didn’t like the name “Chad” as a kid, so I told everyone to call me Ronnie. But it kind of caught on and now everyone calls me Ronnie, or Ron, or Ronald or whatever. A few people call me Chad still but I don’t mind too much anymore.

HI RONALD. So my sister asked me this question yesterday, and I thought it'd be interesting to hear your response to it- "Would you rather have a rewind button in your life, or a pause button?"

Good afternoon class, before I answer the question let me first give you the definition Samia’s sister gave us regarding the buttons.

Rewind: Allows you to go back in time but you don’t retain the memory you already made, you’d go back in time as the person back in time not as the person with the memories from the future.

Pause: Pauses everyone but yourself but you can’t move stuff.

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Now class, let us consider the rewind button. The rewind button at first glance may seem completely useless. One would go back in time with no recollection of the things they have experienced; they would literally be living their lives over again from the specific point in time they choose but since they do not have their “future” memory, the same events will inevitably occur. Choosing this option seems to result in no benefit, because you do not realize that you are re-living the moment, you cannot go back and ace the tests you failed because you now know the answers, you cannot go back and decide to visit and spend time with your mother now that you know when she will die (does not relate to me), nor can you go back and decide to never go to Cha For Tea now that you know everyone will make milk tea jokes about you because you simply won’t remember the consequences of those past actions. Rewinding gives the user almost no benefit because you lose your memories, which are the only things that separate you from the past and your past self.

Next, let us consider the second button; the pause button. This pause button is without a doubt extremely handy. For example, let’s say a very attractive girl happens to be dying and is in need of CPR. Instead of instinctively freaking out, running away, screaming, and crying, you can use the pause button to give yourself time to calm down and assess the situation. Once you calm down you would realize that it would take far too long for an ambulance to arrive and so you decide that it would be best for you to take the matter into your own hands and so you unpause time, perform CPR on the attractive girl, and you save the day! Whenever you are stuck with a difficult decision like the one above, the pause button gives you TIME, one the most valuable things in this day and age. You won’t have to feel rushed anymore, the pressure of Time is no longer an issue, and you can take your time and think before you act! Most importantly however, if you are tired you can just pause time and sleep for as long as you want because time technically won’t pass while you sleep so you won’t miss anything nor will you waste time. The pause button is VERY powerful. 

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The thing is however, the pause button cannot save the world. It is believed that there is about a %95 chance of human extinction within the next 9000 years. This could be due to either climate change, nuclear weapons, the 2012 Armageddon, over population, or even a lack of bananas, nobody really knows and this pause button won’t stop the extinction. So, I would choose the rewind button. The folly of the rewind button is actually the only way the human population can be saved. Since I choose to take the rewind button, my life would rewind to the point I choose and i would unknowingly re-live my life again, up until the point where I am once again confronted with the question of which button should I take. I would then choose the rewind button not knowing that I had chosen it before, and then time shall be rewound over and over and over again. Polar ice caps would never melt, China will never finish their underground tunnel to the U.S., my beauty will never reach it’s plateau, and no one alive at the time will ever die. It would be an endless cycle, the human race can live forever, we can be immortal! 

You should learn how to dance. ;)
Anonymous

First off who goes around telling people anonymously to learn how to dance? 

Secondly, psht! Please bro, don’t go around assuming things! I know how to dance! 

 

 Me dancing with my friend’s brother who is dressed like a lady ^

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Me dancing in a gorilla suit ^

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So the better statement my friend, is that I should learn how to dance WELL, because as i you can see, I can clearly dance!

I had a ton more videos but i can’t seem to find them or the users deleted them (fortunately).